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Because of my libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work.
He hated both.
I'd love to hear it. Oh, good. Thank you.
I brought you your favorite. Every color of Jell-O.
Nailed it.
Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
Why did you do this?
Uh-oh. Check it out. Whenever Ron has sex,
It's been a very strange day for me.
They're coming!
What about the kids' concert tomorrow at Ramsett Park?
And so now, I work for Norton Construction.
I have run 10 miles a day every day for 18 years.
I couldn't fit everything in that you wanted.
All right. Yeah.
Ron, focus up, buddy.
Wow. Looking good.
Sorry. I know I shouldn't have done that.
The concert is canceled, everybody.
Mean Ben has a soft spot.
Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a T.J. Maxx.
and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun.
Damn it. Because you're 21 and I'm 29?
No. No, no, no. Mean Ben?
You guys know Tom really well,
I'll be the caboose.
me and Ann did kiss.
Okay. Well, Ron, we're moving on.
And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.
I know, it's on your badge.
I've always wanted one of these.
Bye. No, no, no, no, no! Hey!
Look, she makes the second-highest salary in the department.
I don't think we should see each other.
Yeah. I almost expect you to call me A-Cakes.
Hi. Everyone.
So how long is this shutdown going to last?
I'll do it. Really? Wow.