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since we started putting something in the coffee
Come on.
I can't let you do that for me.
Where were you last week during Tracy Jr.'s birthday party?
a motorcycle.
Listen up, dummies.
This is my fantasy, Pete.
thank you for your submission.
No, thank you, I can't.
Has to work?
I got us all these Timberwolves tickets for me.
Lutz, you want it?
Wonderful, porn.
you're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
But who's "EGOT"?
You should kill yourself.
my eyeballs are too pointy.
Tracy did this to make me tell you
"I mean, if this works, my life will be totally different."
And because we've thought of everything.
# About love and cars #
Really?
It makes you want to take your wife to the doctor.
I found it on the beach.
Happy Easter!
I know.
I didn't say I wasn't going to see it.
"Dear Dr. Spitcheman,
well, like me at the Provincetown Flogging Festival.
Ooh, ham.
If you're calling to check in on your bailout money,
Wait, is that a Daytime Emmy?
I'm going to win me an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.
This is no time to play the blame game.
Well, I can lose the glasses.
Banks.
And especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan.
You seem nervous.