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What else do you want?
What a waste of a hard body.
from those waves by men in shorts.
Jesus. Your nose is bleeding.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's dead.
Take the lifeguards down.
You want anything to drink?
That's it?
I've been undercover for four years
I'll do it, Lieutenant.
I see.
He's getting away!
I'm not saying I'm gay or a necrophiliac, but if I was,
four... three... two one... go, go, go!
Out here I'm free. Out here I don't have to lie.
I'd be surprised on the inside,
So, how's it going, Tribeca?
And I don't appreciate being questioned by a man
For an erection lasting more than four hours,
I was just there with my family this weekend,
Everybody, this is the new member of our crew.
White blood cell count within a healthy range.
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
He's self-conscious about his curves.
We might need you to come down
Curves?
Doesn't that seem insensitive in light
Here lies drowning victim number 12.
Think about what you'd be giving up.
I guess just assume I do?
to keep these beaches safe.
No preservatives, no added sugar.