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you're not gonna believe even existed...
My enemy never stops.
before he went in the ocean.
Monica...
I'm a lifeguard.
So, unless I'm under arrest...
LAPD. I need your paddle and ball.
Everybody and his brother's gonna be out there!
Wrong. Just my false self shedding away.
or even who's running this whole thing.
What can I say? I'm a chill dude.
Hang on. Let's hear what he has to say.
God, they put those bathrooms so far...
Too late, Tribeca. I'm home. This is permanent.
by unrealistic expectations of what "perfect" looks like.
Well, I know 12 corpses that might disagree.
What happened to Mr. Handsome here?
Come with me.
I think you know something.
Yeah, a lot of people get that confused.
Turns out Wilhelm was actually "Bill Helm," secret police.
Dumped like a girl in a coma.
Who was that?
Hey, this guy's got a badge!
Now I just want to put my feet up for two seconds.
and that's not enough to keep you up at night?
dead people and the forensics and stuff?
Is anyone here an actual drug-dealing lifeguard?
just not on the beach. We call those "inside people."
12 corpses wash up on the beach
Someone is dealing diet drugs on the beach.
If you have a history of heart disease,
God, I can't take this anymore.
What was the cause of death?
I did what any rational man would do.
Geils.