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Failure of any kind is failure."
Phillip will be joining us at the office today.
not supposed to say that. All right. No mole.
Every morning, I email the day's security codes.
Not the van though.
- Yay, Andy! - - All right.
You're back.
- No, you're not, sir. - Don't--don't--
Check...
Did we ever have lunch together, just--
♪ Into hearts
I went to the bathroom on my boss's car.
[Whispers] Angela.
everything.
You are an assistant who's just gotten a phone message.
to watch America's Next A Cappella Sensa--
- Kevin, where are you going? - Away.
This is like the march on Washington, but for a singing show.
You left us without saying good-bye!
Phyllis, seriously?
Can you imagine if Martin Luther King were here
Once upon a time, we were natural enemies, but we've overcome our differences,
Docta docta give me the news I got a great Casey Dean for you!
How does it feel being ignored?
Aah! It burns! Aah!
- Potential future nonsense. - Yes.
I'll be right back.
[Chuckles]
♪
And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?
"That is wrong.
[Sobbing]
She's got a ton of great qualities.
I don't know, but I'm getting really worried here.
You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now
Busted.
Manager of Dunder Mifflin. Check!
- ♪ Whoa-oh-no - Hi.
Well, then I guess you're ready for this.
And welcome to America's Next A Cappella Sensation!
[Sighs]
Are you kidding?
No big deal.
I have an assistant now who can help you with whatever you need.
They want feel-good stories?
I will go watch an eHow video on how to use excel,
Are you sure you don't want me to drop him off?
- Oh. - Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard,
Nobody knows I'm here.
- Yes! - [Laughs]
[Laughs] We do not want to hear you sing.
Hey, grab a seat.
Now, just to give you a couple parameters of the show,
♪ Tell me that you'll open your eyes ♪
Some of us whose televisions got broken
What song is running through my head right now?
You chose one thing.
which is great for bloodlines, and isn't technically incest.
♪ boogie wonderland
Close.
Oh, you know my name.
This is Tuesday, right? The--
Not "enough" for me?
You're a good assistant, Jim.
But having Kevin grind up on my front
to be assistant to his own assistant,
Phillip's your son.
Hey, hey, hey. I'll do one thing with y'all.
Get off. Don't you dare. Don't get--I could see it.
Door. Chair.