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Okay, I start out all alone
So far, the U.N. Has found nothing,
for the most part you fuss, fight, fart
down by the riverside down by the riverside
sucka go right to motherfuckin' high.
Sanction me with your ad boycott
(announcer) Good evening.
Oh man, you all got me like, you got me touched tonight.
Know what you should do?
sprayed me with water...
Because anytime you hear
Turn on your TV.
I can't hear you, my cell phone's breaking up.
(honk honk)
(phone ringing)
That nigga tried to kill my father!
Hello, and good evening.
Well, I ain't gonna study war no more
is definitely ripe for regime change.
In the case of Holloway versus the State of Alabama,
Yeah, yeah.
I woke up very upset
throw your back out
He immediately called the local police
Huh? Roger! Yeah!
Or, I could use the white restroom.
because he saw me and you argue
You know who this is?
I got the head of CIA right here, he'll tell you!
If our President were black,
That's not how I roll, that shit is serious!
But if I can be real about it...
was that I could get up from that courtroom
and now take it from the start
That's why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin.
We don't know much about Saddam,
What?!
Oh, that toilet was disgusting.
wouldn't have done something like that,
After the historic dump began,
Thank you, guys, man, shoot.
And people say, Dave, you talk about everybody
I got 40 nations, ready to roll, son!
would change my life forever.