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Every time I used to sit around
He's right there. I can see him.
What?
You've got a large brain.
Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends.
I've saved the taxpayers of this city more than 150 grand.
That was a trick question. The answer's this one.
Check out paragraph two. I drop the F-bomb.
Did you ever break your arm? You can answer that. Here, I'll turn it off.
I should warn you, land seizure isn't really my specialty,
"Frivolous."
Post this at your college.
I have to pay you two grand if I get hired?
I'll see you. Okay.
More important than that and more important than anything
Uh, I would love to. I cannot. I am swamped.
Yay!
My name is George MacFayden.
Who is he? His name is Chris
Yes. I understand your complaint.
Where are you going?
I got a nightclub opening to go to. Which tie do I wear?
What about Justin?
Be as superficial as possible.
I'm back on the horse, and this horse is a lawyer,
We're not.
wearing only my slippers, all of a sudden,
No, Zack! I don't text her, "It was nice meeting you."