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I hope he calls me.
Long as she wants them.
when we're pitching shows.
Come on, squeeze my hand, baby.
So I decided to be the strong, tough woman I am
I can't even Google myself, because, like, too many hits come up, okay?
I'm sorry. What?
I promise, we'll try our best.
Well, who do you usually talk to?
Mmm-hmm.
Now, follow me, Bench. Oh, by the way,
I'll get fat or whatever.
If this gets picked up and I don't get a spin-off show
Okay, nigga, that's it!
That nigga Santa, he didn't even read my Amazon wish list.
She didn't squeeze. You got that?
No, it's not!
I mean, if you like getting played.
Hey!
I guess when you get to be my age,
First plan, you keep her alive long enough to make sure we in the will.