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And-- [Sighs] Can you promise
Aw! I'm not saying nothing.
But-- and the implied threat here
I swear to God, if I catch you near this child again,
Just get us in the damn garage, man.
[Tango music continues]
Is it too much to ask, during the goddamn work day,
From what? Your mom's antique vagina?
Yes, Archer, I have a sister.
[Strained voice] Swearsie-realsies.
No.
What intel? Slater said, "extraction."
Although that can't bode well.
And why? Why do you have the baby?
while I went out to get ice.
[Groans]
[Fabric tearing]
I was going to, but come on.
Oh, we're definitely gonna talk about it later,
[Archer] You're not worried? [Lana] Why should I worry?
the only one around here who hates babies--
Because, you jackass,
No, no, no! Don't! It's--
Damn! How creepy! Damn!
We are professional and-- [Intercom beeps]
Hmm. I want to say...
until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?
Oh, and speaking of--
About as rare as getting called up to the majors
Espere.
Por qué no te callas?
Mr. Slater-- Just "Slater"!
Yes! Who else?
I'm archer-izing this plan!
Learng Spanish from Archer.
on her little brown head, I will--
Dukes!
Esposa Grande.
Ay!
But now you have a chance to right that wrong,