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It's a stereotype and it's offensive
It's off Route 201. I looked it up.
I didn't do it because of her. I told myself:
Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks.
He's not home.
In the pest management business, everybody assumes you're mobbed up.
- The mozzarella gets nice and chewy. - I like that.
Come on, it's a joke.
The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular.
You were on the pay phone again at 1 a.m!
You mean like Mario Cuomo?
Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful...
That's because you're talking.
Then you will have done good in God's eyes.
I tried the back door and there were puddles.
I'll come back in an hour and a half. Be good.
Wanted a better life. Good schools.
It's been building in me. I need to get it out.
- Right. - That's right.
There was a time when Italian people didn't have a lot of options.
Fuck you, then! Hang up!
Well, maybe there is hope for him.
Colby! Turn!
No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubing on Caribou Lake.
I'm not telling. Especially after this reaction.
I don't know. I got Meadow here.
What kind of talk is that?
Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo.
Really?
That new print is great, huh?
No, you're here a lot.
...hopefully someday we will learn to tolerate...
Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair away from being made.
You still sound nasal, but you look better.
Dad!
Any cold pasta?
Whores will go to Heaven before the righteous?
Why won't you show me your book?
...in a white satin armor.
How's my sweetheart?
All right, look...
It's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart.
No. Jesus.