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I better get going.
"Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception."
Could I impose on you to tell him...
- You're telling me this because? - You might hear something.
I heard there's a saying:
- Oh, my God. Look at you! - I hope I'm not barging in.
You want to sleep over there?
Why not hang out with them?
What's in that book? Come on, let me see.
What'll you study in India? How not to get diarrhea?
Good, good, good!
My husband...
Oh, God, everything is spinning.
- Mommy! - Yes, bear?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Dad.
My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard.
The priest spent the night here, nothing happened.
I'll pick you up in a little while. Knock 'em dead.
I lost my pencil, up his ass.
Outside of town, you pull up alongside, boom! 12-gauge.
I'll catch up to you later.
But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example.
- I love you, Dad. - I know.
Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee.
- What's going on? - Just fooling around.
- Aren't you coming in? - I left my watch at the motel.
Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever.
Oh, by the way, your therapist called.
I haven't truly confessed in 20 years.
I love you too.
No, Dad. You won't.
- But just say the word... - And I will be healed.
Hello?
Oh, here they are. The two Ivy Leaguers!
There is no mafia It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive