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But this is probably gonna be the last time
Well...
He is our all-star, knockout boy
As Randall's father, you are his foundation.
Huh?
your stomach cut open... what is that?
- Can I help you with something? - Yeah. I-I'm looking for Ray?
- Why don't you sing a song together? - this is everything.
in knowing just how loved
Well, what about you?
The world isn't always a kind place.
Dad, I tracked him down.
- What? You liked it more than I did. - I did not like it more than you.
And I can't do it without my brothers.
about taking my soon-to-be-born niece someday?
Speaking of, you know where our third is?
Yeah. Come here.
Yeah, well, you too.
After Dudley Randall.
Dear William,
Ran out of paper.
Look at Randall. You think he's okay out there? I mean, maybe
Or criminals? We're gonna let them meet our son?
- I'm feeling generous today. - Okay.
I know that you're making fun of her, all right?
I'm sorry for the pain it may cause, but...
Randall is.
inherent understanding of who they are.
Thanks.
I feel sorry for you.
Well, I'm, uh, sorry you're having a hard day.
she knew who my biological father was.
in your new role in Full Metal Jackass.
I hate her.
Okay? My life flashed before my eyes.
Bad roll. Bad roll.
Yeah, I found out yesterday.
So can we just enjoy today?
it might not change anything.
I made something like it at camp once.
I like learning.
- Oh! - What?
Your mailman. Is he white?
I mean, you're not, obviously,
than their perfectly clean, crime-free versions of
No, no, no. Hold on.
acid-washed jeans.
Mom never told him that she knew his biological dad?
No. I'm fine.
Wait. Shh.
- Oh, popcorn. - Yeah.
Would you like to come in?
I... I didn't think you were gonna pick up.