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(LAUGHS)
Well, I like pretzels,
(CLEARS THROAT)
He’s asking about stuff that's nobody's business.
It's the kid. Look! Look! Look!
I know. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um...
You did your job.
So here we go, just a matter of hours now
Goodbye, Toby! Goodbye, Toby!
this is my car
Really, what do I do here? I should have written it down.
I would not be surprised to find out
Can I have your attention, please?
Wow. I am so Happy. I am so deliriously happy,
I Do the numbers
Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.
This man is an imposter.
CONGRATULATIONS ON DOING YOUR JOB
My job is to make the office fun And your job is to make the office lame
Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great.
Do you want an M&M?
I'm engaged. I know.
I do the numbers.
Ferris wheel's pretty cool, though.
You can... Michael.
when I specifically asked you not to?
and fireworks going off.
No. No, no. It's not just any sperm bank.
He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.
like New Orleans' culture, they have a parade,
zuckerberg, you violated my privacy? When I specifically asked you not to?
Bye.
I couldn't sleep last night. I came in extra early.
Any girl shows the slightest interest Me:
Toby's replacement. (DWIGHT GROWLS)
Goodbye, Tingy! Goodbye, Tingy!
Oh, hey, do you still work here?
That's not it. ...music...
You batmemed me? when i specifically asked you not to?
When Finatticz specifically asked him not to?
What did I say? I said that they'd love those sketches!
Hello, this is Dwight Schrute.
Hang that up right now.
or a toga, a toga. No, you know, no.
Spoiler alert, I'm going to win.
All right, try to be a team player here, Jim.
I am going to be kind of a daddy.