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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That never happened.
Mention that your home was destroyed, and get a free five-pound bag of onions.
I could get you an army tank from the base.
Shiney Pines Trailer Park. Miss Platter owes six months' back rent.
That jackass Is buying up all the fuel filters
I take on certain powers when I put on this uniform.
something stronger than an umbrella.
Lucky me.
- Why are you doing this to me? - You're welcome.
You got it!
But sometimes you make me wonder what the hell is wrong with you.
This tornado's already classified at Level 2 on the Fujisaki scale.
What about my supper?
- Not my underwear. - Yes, it did.
It's nothing but dang ol' trash.
Come to the shelter! Run!
'Cause you can see the same stars over that trailer you can see right here.
I just lost my grip...
I'm not good at this kind of thing!
Security!
Twelve fuel filters for $60? But I only need one.