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I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Presidents don't make new friends.
At least we know that whatever happens today has already happened.
- He's not. - Yeah, he is.
You wouldn't think there's a group more arrogant than us...
We're not gonna do anything?
I've got questions from the council's office...
- Know what? - What, admiral?
Recommendations, ACT scores... You didn't want to go to college?
Look at that.
And I'm sticking by him.
What's the tip?
- Bert's calling me out? - Apparently.
What?
- I resent this. - Tough to tell from your tone.
I was afraid you'd get mad at the American people next.
- Why not? - A couple of things to remember:
- Not Mandy. - Who?
- Three things that mean the same thing. - Let it go.
Four military targets.
- Unprovoked and cold-blooded. - A third?
...and I will beat you!
"Fifty-buck crime"?
- And this is good? - There is no good!
Yeah. Hey, Fitz!
You tell Coles, Toby Ziegler said there's a new sheriff in town.
- How's his mood? - His mood? Don't worry about it.
What about your social life, friends, what you do?
So if you want to start using American military strength...
Thank you! Now if I had my glasses!
...for a 50-buck crime.
Scenario one, or "Pericles One," its code name...
The president's personal aide.
- C.J.'s looking for you. - Tell her I'm here.
But they'll keep it until something big.
Josh, your office sucks.
It's a picture I found.
Josh Lyman, deputy chief of staff. Is it Charles?
He could walk across unharmed...
C.J.'s looking for you.
- Why the activity? - Menudo's here. Gotta go.
- I'm supposed to vet you. - Beg your pardon?