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You were amazing.
- He wants to experiment. - No. That's not what I'm saying, no.
Chain saw, avocado, marlin. What'd I just say? You.
All right, fine. What about Harrisburg? Williamsport?
and possibly fucked our mouths.
Are you kidding me? Like, you don't want to know...
Yeah!
is just whiskey...
we're taking this goddamn monkey
thousands of dollars on acting classes,
These monkeys are passed down
We're not in Pittsburgh. We're in Philadel...
why don't we write down key words?
on where exactly to go, let's, uh...
When you are listening,
the first order of business,
All right, all right, we got to think about this. All right,
No, I-I-I need more time.
Um... chain saw, avocado, marlin?
You're in a casting office, not Jurassic Park.
No!
Wrong again. Acting is ignoring.
- You guys got to try this. - - Really?
- Oh, no. - No.
- Really? - Finally, somebody gets it.
'cause we slept together, you know?
- My father's! - Yes!
"Whiskey beer island of green and fight."
what-whatever we want to experience
- Ooh, vacation? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the guy who sold him to me
That is really good. What'd the monkey put in this?
and a lot more available time.
and-and I don't want to be around it,
with the hot flashes and the mood swings
Move. Move. Not gonna get it. No. G-Give me a break.
Why is it always so goddamn hot?
invented by a wild animal.
Oh, God, what's this? Listen, if you don't have the cash,
"Monkey beer island
I'm done. I was in character before,
- He wants to try new things. - That is not what he said.
Yeah. Apparently, the monkey's grandfather