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and just have fun at the state fair.
we can win playing ''Stars and Stripes Forever''?
the horse no one expected to do anything. isn't doing anything.
[ Whimpering ]
- This is Band? - Very well. Lisa.
Now let's look in the rule book and see if horses can play in the NFL. D'oh!
That horse better win...
It's Chock Full O' Drugs. followed closely by Stalker. with Old Levis fading fast.
- [ Nickers. Whinnies ] - [ Gasps ]
It's the only fire extinguisher endorsed...
What is this place?
Ooh. Can you imagine his butthole on his body?
#Those stars and stripes Those crazy stripes Let's end together #
- Hello. Springfield! - [ Crowd Cheering ]
I'm afraid this horse is going to the dog food factory.
[RESUMES LAUGHING]
You're... beau-ti-ful.
- [ Blares ] - Good horse.
Your pro-Titmus/anti-Bradbury agenda has been clear for some time!
[ High-pitched Shouting ]
Anybody care if this fat fuck starves?
We're gonna toughen him up.
Marge your pro-martingale / anti-horse agenda has been clear for sometime.
[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #
Honey. don't get obsessed with that.
I wrote to him. and he never wrote back.
- Whoo! - ## [ Ends ]
Possessions are fleeting.
Oh! Stop with your devil music. Lisa. this is all your fault.
Ma'am.
You can do it. Duncan. I don't care if your odds are-
- No dream. Lose the race. fat boy. - [ Shrieks ]
-Just go. - Thank you.