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- Get the hell outta here and go apologize to your cousin.
You probably can't even wear turtlenecks, huh?
- What?
I mostly just run for exercise.
- Well, I'll fuck with some Sprinkles.
Hell, most good things in this world was done out of spite.
Come on, pick up the pace.
- Did you just steal my car?
Oh, by the way, your check engine light is on.
♪ These ain't raindrops in my eyes, baby ♪
- Yeah, Mom, how come you let him stay here for free?
♪ Since you said ♪
He still sees me as a little kid.
I never felt so fulfilled.
♪ Range Rover pedal to the floor smash out ♪
And if you give him a pack of cigarettes, he'll carry you around, like, hey.
we offer the resources you need to transform your life.
♪ Baby, what's happenin'? ♪
I'm done with this stupid-ass program.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna film this.
- Okay.
You don't give a fuck about me.
- You know, Julio, you really are the nicest ex I have.
'cause you just keep capping on me.
♪ He knows just how I feel, now, oh ♪
I got this.
♪
I even got dental insurance.
[all chatter in agreement]
♪
JULIO: Hey, Luis.
- When did I say you could borrow my car?
I know what Uber is, pendejo.
- Alright, fine.
♪ It's delicious ♪
[laughter]
- Then choke me, bitch.
- Yeah, but guess what?
♪ Nigga, 'cause I'm hot, yeah, shit done changed ♪
- Actually, he's gonna stay with us for a while.
Orientation is at 10:00 tomorrow.
- Yeah.
[line beeps]
- Ah, nah, don't worry about me, tía.
Can I touch the baby?
- What the fuck?
No, yeah.
Aye, mira, look, it's kicking.
I'm a cupcake girl in a cupcake world.
WOMAN 2: Oh, yeah.