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- [clicks tongue] He's a Unitarian Universalist.
MAGGIE: Get in the car, losers.
Sprite,
- Where's your ride at?
- Yeah. Those were good times.
♪ Ain't no cryin' 'cause I've been to heaven ♪
They were roller blades! It’s different!
then he has to join Hugs Not Thugs.
I think the only issue I had with the doc
[grunts]
And Latinos, Asians, and Native Americans are all our children.
- I wanted a reason to hang out with you.
- No.
But don't worry, I got you.
Ready to make a better life for yourself?
♪ It's delicious ♪
♪ The man up there ♪
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♪ And all the lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely years? ♪
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Now some of you make me proud,
mainly because it means you've escaped
Look. Check it out.
then he went through our culinary program,
- We've had sex in the backseat. It's our car.
♪ If I thought that you'll ever love me ♪
But not a lot of hug.
- No, but I learned something very important.
Maggie?
Jeez, I'm sorry.
How fucking dare you? You put me in danger.
MAN: Hey, y'all ain't got nothing.
and that's on your schedule for 2:30 today.
Gotta be more careful, alright?
- Last time it was Blacks versus the Mexicans,
I can teach you how to do some man shit.
Why did you lie to your poor cousin?
But the life expectancy of a punk-ass bitch?
going up into space,
♪ It's swel ♪
- But for real, if you pull this shit again,
It's 'cause deep down inside,
If the Girl Scouts ever start getting face tattoos, we're fucked.
- You only wanna hang out when you want something from me.
My hands are covered in blisters,
Let's get our bake on.
Hey, you know what? You do have a fat neck.
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