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In our bed, I guess.
And you ate her lunch?
Is this a joke? No, ma'am.
Thanks, Ron.
I urinate roughly 12 times a night.
I developed a dope new game show
which I think was Shakespeare.
Thank you for that year-over-year maintenance cost analysis.
Um, this is almost too easy. Me!
And fourth graders aren't supposed to have
Okay.
Don't know, don't care.
I've got a perfectly good condo right here in the city.
and I feel like we have to at least talk about it.
Hello?
You know this is my house, right?
What is this?
You know, Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there.
What do you want me to do about it?
and come with me. All four of you.
This is weird.
Andy, who did your boo say makes the best mac and cheese
He said, "Her Mercedes"!
You know what? Whatever. Forget it.
And that, Lauren, is how FDR ruined this country.
Next lightning round thing.
Tommy Hilfiger iphone app, finally
Leslie, you can take the guest room,
We could both get fired.
Wait a minute.
All right, "Lesliemin."
Wait. No.
But aren't you here now?
Well, guess what, ain't gonna work.
I got the greatest wife in the world!
Lauren Burkiss.
Uh, no, thanks.
Whale sounds.
We could talk about different dorms at Johns Hopkins University,
Ann, we have a serious code Ben.
and Pawnee hasn't hosted it in 20 years.
This is actually the dress that Julia Roberts wore
Ann, everything you have is too sexy.