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Yeah. Sure.
I don't know. You're not technically a rock star.
Can I help you?
like, a million times, and you never have, so...
"Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is.
I have a few ideas.
about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government.
Really? Really?
This is amazing. What is this?
Listen to your teachers and read all the books you can.
but, man, she loves me.
Impressive!
That's the sound bite that's gonna play when a fight breaks out.
They have great burgers.
Leslie!
Wow, cheers, sir! Yup.
I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old.
Did you see this? According to their rules,
and I get to take 40 percent of your lunch.
and my bladder is the size of a thimble.
Oh, thanks.
Hi. My class is here on a field trip,
Read me the script. Seriously?
Learning to Speak Mandarin,
Shut up, Jerry! It's not The Newlywed Game, okay?
I don't have the instrumental backing track yet,
I think I might go to bed, too, actually.
What's your name, ma'am?
And, so, as you can see,
Ben, you're gonna love this. Really?
Wait a minute. You set this whole thing up so I would be un-mad at you.
Uh-oh.
Donna!
No. Don't. Stop.
That's a dope show. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.