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Good night.
No. I didn't...
Oh, I love you, too, Ted.
All right, here's what really happened.
And the next day, I took everybody to the Empire State Building.
I guess I was just waiting for the right guy.
Wow. That was amazing.
You left your diary in your old room slash my new room.
That's cool. This is my friend Lily.
Looks like hotness runs in the family.
Know what? I don't want to see the stupid Empire State Building anymore.
Her name was Frances Houseman, but everyone called her Baby.
Good one, Ted.
The point is no matter what, it's never gonna be as perfect as you want it to be.
Well, we're usually busy... drinking.
My sister Katie is coming to visit next weekend.
No. No. No.
I had different levels of feeling for each of the...
Kyle, he's a really nice guy.
Yeah.
- We said we were sorry. - Yeah, well, then why'd you do it again?
Oh, you said that. Great.
- Barney, you okay? - Yeah, of course.
This place in the Catskills. Look it up.
There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it.
Look, I got to go.
- I totally choked. - I just don't get it.
- Oh, believe me, Kyle is not gay. - That's not what I meant.
very reasonable number of guys.
Risky Business.
Molly?
# My sweet baby #
- But she didn't. - Oh, come here.
but I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I've made.
Thank you, man.
And stay away from drugs... other than pot.
I once dated a guy who could only go to the bathroom when classical music was playing.