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# Oh, loverboy #
- Totally. You should wait. - Sex is fun.
I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and...
Actually, yeah, I get that.
I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like.
Freeways have exits. So do relationships.
She didn't do it.
and she got pregnant... with quintuplets...
- Get under my bed. - What?!
I said it.
- Where? - Right there.
that's exactly what I did.
It's kind of a special night.
The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--
I'll pay you $10,000 for that diary.
Speaking of first times, we never got to hear
People don't buy tickets to get in the lobby.
What?
that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.
Why not?
And that's our story.
Look, I already put it up on my Myspace page.
Empire State Building fun fact number one:
My cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.