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All the work I put in...
When you are a crazy girlfriend Sam Kooijmans
How's Pancakes?
What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!
So, we're getting married in a month
I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?
- But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do.
And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre
you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys.
Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more.
You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
- Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you
- To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm.
- You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry?
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just...
That's great. Just great.
Stay back.
- A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy.
- And what is that? - I don't know. Enough to be content?
I meant the yelling.
Um...
In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on.
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on.
What was that? The F-word?
At least I look like I was born,
Bye.
and helped me make Mr. Rags.
Shut up.
Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact?
It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty.
The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off,
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
Congratulations, sir.
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
India en Sam
I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four.
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Oh, Nay-Nay.