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My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing?
RANSOM: TheCerritos is in orbit around Beta III.
-Over here! Hi. -[grunts] Carol.
Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence
Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation.
Ensign Beckett Mariner,
-Pakled! -Mariner, in case we don't make it...
Your dad's an admiral.
The Titanis also within range.
-BOIMLER: They're retreating! Yes! -[all cheering]
[cackling]
-Shut your [bleep] mouth. -This is a good thing!
[frustrated grunt] I can't think until I work out.
SHAXS: Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle
the Sacramentopromotion.
of your insubordinations right here.
I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot.
so I analyzed all Federation languages
This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos.
-All the way in back there? -How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?
can you introduce meto any of your Betazoid friends?
-You have a station? -Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm.
I apply for those all the time.
we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy.
Ugh!
Maybe write it down this time?
[exhales] It's about time you showed up, Will.
-[grunting, laughs] -[indistinct shouting]
Oh, what is it, Jack?
to her rescue because someone leaned on a button.
-What happened? -You saved the Cerritos!
We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire!
Those are amazing. What else did we do?
-[clears throat] -Right. Give me warp
re-worshipping the dang computer.
and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir?
telling me to be like this.
And I didn't want anyone to knowthe most demerited officer
I want the Solvangto beperfect for as long as possible.
Pakleds would fake distress calls
Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name.
to cheat me out of a promotion.
I'm heading there as well, to explain
Since when do you break protocol?
if you hadn't ratted me out,
weapons from over 30 different species.
Hey, how about you buy me a drink?
[explosion]