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Good idea. Come on.
You better do what he says, big guy.
Yeah. Um-- Um--
You didn't just come here for a simple make-out session.
I'm serious.
I'm going out for a couple of hours,
Oh, he's so proud to be a full-blooded Italian.
Uh, Lisa, I think the time has come for desperate measures.
We-- No.
Yeah, but--
No, better leave that to me.
I'm sorry, Dave. I just-- I couldn't go through with it.
I mean, I've never had to turn down a proposal before.
Be a waste of feminine wiles otherwise, wouldn't it?
Did Mata Hari sleep with the guys she betrayed?
but I was just, you know, sort of--
Pretty rough on you, huh?
Okay, fine. Let's just say for the sake of argument
Oh, well, we-- Well, well, I'm a hunted man, Dave.
Okay, Joe, where is he?
[PHONE RINGS]
I-- I really think second base is my limit right now.
is going away for a long time.
Listen, Mom, this really isn't a good time to talk, all right?
I...can sense it.
Your mom is on the line.
Jimmy James, was actually the skyjacker D.B. Cooper?
The word is "evilness," Dave. And yeah, I can.
Gosh, no, thanks, Johnny. Um...
Uh-- He set-- He set me up. I was trying to help Mr. James.
Hey. This guy giving you any trouble, boss-ette?
Johnny's in there.
Wow, Dave. Dropping the dime on Jimmy like that.
Doesn't that make you want to serve him all the more?