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See? Simple.
At 1.19 a pound, they're almost as big a steal as these warheads.
To check out Graceland or something.
You never told me that.
- No, Clark, really, I don't want it. I don't... - No, really. No, really, Lois...
Not a problem. If you have any more questions, please feel free to call, okay?
... the combined forces of the United States are ordered to...
- Lois, that doesn't mean anything. - Ms. Lane.
- It's almost midnight. We'd better go. - Yeah.
Mayson?
I mean, you were running back into an atomic explosion.
Americans. So predictable.
- Oh, really? - Sure. It's classic.
Thank you. I appreciate your time very much. Thank you.
- That is ridiculous. - Clark.
I forgot to mention that a lot of people...
Nuclear warheads?
- So, what did you find out? - Gregor?
I said all along he's a menace. He's proved it.
You want me to pull the plug? Not a problem.
If Jimmy calls, tell him I know it feels like the bottom of the ninth...
Then leave me alone. Got it?
One person might not meet the other's expectations.
Well, did you ever think of trying this?
"No, no, no. He was the King."
You design these all yourself?
Something that's keeping us apart.
You were serious about the burgundy?
See, that's the problem right there.
Trees left and right. There's a slight breeze at your back.
He and I have plans.
- He's been tricked, I'm positive. - Superman wouldn't help terrorists.
It must be the deluxe model.
So the first thing we should do is dig up everything we can on Borges.
Fifty bucks says we'll never make it to that date tonight. Something'll come up.
So Desk Friend, Bath Friend, yours for only $59.99.
Look, Clark, I'm a lawyer. I know you're hiding something.
Well, then Desk Friend is the answer for you.
More important than a bunch of terrorists blowing us all from here to Elvis and back?