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And try and keep your emotions out of it,
L-I can try harder, but it's just that- All right, well,
Sometimes dogs die.
But I am gonna need a business card,
money, money, money
What the hell, dude?
How big of a crucifix do you want?
Oh, right. Okay, so Dee's baby scheme blew up in her face,
You opened the casket! My eyes!
People don’t trust you. You’re a piece of shit. And you're ugly. And you ooze sleaze. And you're very, very ugly.
Wolf Cola, everyone.
of going back to the old system of organized chaos,
We have decided to occasionally let you vote...
[Groans] God, it hurts so bad.
That's a bogus soda distributor. I made it up.
Thirty G's, babies.
and I have to produce a real baby!
Right! Um-
You need to see the wounds of Christ. Oh, my God, dude.
Here's how to handle your lime situation.
before you could talk,
for the entire Paddy's Pub family. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we decided also that we would say “reason will prevail,”
What's that? Little bit of chili powder.
We want attention!
I’m not scamming the government, if that’s what you’re saying
Sounds like you guys came to a compromise.
We're going to have a daily meeting...
I understand. [ Door Opens ]
Right? Dead.
You guys go magically find me a baby by 3:00 in the afternoon,