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(SINGING) Consider yourself at home
one was Tracy Chapmars Fast Car,
You set a date?
(MUSIC STOPS) Okay, this is the moment that you've all been waiting for.
Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
Oh, dear. MICHAEL: Who else? Who else?
How's everyone doing?
Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.
No. You know what? No, because I'm not that guy,
(ALL CLAPPING) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace!
$350 and one penny! $350 and one penny!
DARRYL: Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs.
So much for sex without consequences.
We were robbed last night.
Well, this next item is sure to spring steam
Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
It's sort of... Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them.
♪♫ Pamulaaaa!!! ♫♪
She thought I was McNabb.
All right! All right, all right, all right! Here we go, here we go.
The mall could be fun. Yeah!
HOLLY: Michael scored the big-ticket item. Springsteen tickets.
Five dollars. Sold to Jim.
You're welcome.
Why is she marrying Andy?
from your ears if you don't win it.
PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA
My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.
We could auction off things that we do for each other,
Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy.
do you need us for any of this?
Thanks. Thanks, everybody.
I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it.
No more. No more. Tonight's so...
I thought about selling a kidney,
You know what? I'm actually going to bid on this.
It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian.
and, my personal favorite, Short People.
What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong.
I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money?
You're just being selfish.
Another round, boys?
have graciously donated to "go out for a beer with them right now."