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Buy this one, it's the one we're getting. Happy guy.
I don't know where you are, dude, but it's really kickass.
A girl who punishes her father by sleeping around.
I drive a Chevy Cavalier.
- That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. - You think?
Okay, I get it. I know how the world works.
What if they're women?
I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?
...who, in 1948, proved conclusively...
Everyone is very, very drunk and-- Ooh, mmm.
- So we're getting this one? - Yeah, I suppose.
Told you not to ask.
Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts.
- No. - Yeah, no.
- Why not? - I don't celebrate my birthday.
All right, come on, guys. Come on.
Him.
Say what you will about healthcare in this country...
Well, of course, l-- Oh.
...and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.
Actually, that was last year.
- Oh, my God. Why did you eat it? - I don't know, it was just there.
I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.
- How's it going? - Fine.