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...but I can special-order it for you.
Would you just let us in?
Well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat.
...here I am at your birthday party.
He doesn't need them. He's got a six-port Ethernet switch.
Bad, very bad.
- Excuse me. - Fill this out and have a seat.
- ls it the geometry that makes it fun? - Okay.
Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.
- No, you don't understand. - I understand.
- So we gonna see you Saturday? - I don't think so.
It's a non-optional social convention.
Not if you believe his doctors.
You know, they have DVDs over there.
Here you go, Copenhagen boy.
You're beating me in Tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.
Okay, I don't need your attitude. Just hold him there a little longer.
Well, I love birthdays. Waking up to Mom's special French-toast breakfast...
We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home.
The point of a secret knock is to establish a nonverbal signal...
Pass.
Don't toy with me, woman.
So you've really never had a birthday party?
Jambo PA