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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
...until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer.
You either help me throw Leonard a birthday party...
Keebler elf? I got a Keebler elf right here.
On my 1 2th birthday, I really wanted a titanium centrifuge...
Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?
Okay, we don't have that in stock...
Something he wouldn't buy for himself, something fun, something like-- Ah!
I don't drive and the things available in walking distance...
An 802.1 1n wireless router.
That's not the secret knock.
Oh, my God, that's terrible.
I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.
I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers.
Because-- Phbbtt!
Make sure they remember, no peanuts.
Here's the difference.