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I think, "A horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?"', that's ajoke.
"Mother? Is that you?
I'm sorry, why old?
I'm sorry to put you through that.
Oh, this isn't alcohol. It's a magic potion that makes me like you.
...she climbed out a bathroom window to get away.
You get a donut, you get a donut, Everybody is getting donuts
...and I find that very attractive in a woman.
- Okay, we just want to say we feel bad... - Go away! Sheldon is nibbling on my...
I don't know about you guys, but I've been through the emotional wringer tonight.
...lips as well.
- This is turning out to be better than Vegas. - Ha, ha. No, it's not.
"What are you doing in our dungeon?"
- I say we attack the big one. - Give me the dice. I wanna roll.
This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass Dungeon Master.
Hey, I always did sound effects.
Does "funky" mean something different in India?
...did have a love spell cast on them.
"You're playing D&D...
If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you'll know why.
...that my forehead's my best feature?