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Actually, I kind of got kicked out of my apartment last night.
- Peggy, you ready? - As always.
Hank, let's go to lunch. I have been craving cheese all morning.
I just wanted to start over, you know, maybe get my GED.
You know, if you've got no one else to have lunch with...
I've been known to give a girl amnesee
How do my girls look, Hank?
Okay, all right. We're cool, okay?
Peggy, give me the hat.
No offense, but he's from EIS
I been known to give a girl amnesia
So I'm living out of the car. But we can meet at Starbucks.
People who haven't even graduated from high school can do this.
Me, too.
Hank, that is a terrible thing to say. Why would you even think that?
Trick out a couple of ladies, make some spare scratch.
So, Luanne, you go to community college?
If Helen Keller can graduate from college...
Give her the money, friend. I'm not gonna ask you twice.
Well, from the reaction we're getting, I guess...
You get the hell out of my 'hood!
Hey. Long time no see.
What the...
Sir, I am very sorry we shorted you on your propane delivery.
Dang, I'm thirsty. Hey, Pierre!
Definitely. Definitely next time.
That dress is pretty rad.
But you never see the dark side until those silk sheets...
Tammi's pimp. She is a prostitute.
Boy, Peggy. I don't know.
From now on, the only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane.
Look, Bill, you're a great guy. But I've set her up with...