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That's not actually how you remember it, is it?
Oh, I'm not pretending.
Orlando?
Just for the record, my actual name is Jareb?
I hate this story.
You seem like just the boring, stable person
- I got a really great place. - I really wanna go back to your place.
I know something that'll loosen you up.
Human beings can't handle the whole truth.
So when did you get married?
and the truth is that when your aunt is wasted,
She's not gonna miss 'em.
And that is why we don't tell the whole truth.
Mmm, that's a salty finger.
Mnh, it's not.
If you hadn't used our names,
Babe, please, I'm sorry! No!
Man, whoever wedgied mom got her good.
Oh. Mnh.
Sounds like you just made a new friend.
and then you make up stories that are better
It kind of made him who he is today.
Ready?
Did you ever go to Europe?
- Please just take it. - What do I look like, a cokehead?
- Then go get a sandwich. - Ooh. I love finger food.
All right. Okay. I'll be home soon.
My dad's pathological, and I hate my dad.
I know. And twins? That's super scary.
- Do you tell your wife everything? - I do.