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and he's like an eel.
You've been here ten years, dawg.
I was thinking tonight we could read it together.
I heard you might need it, so...
That's a surprise. Okay.
Boy, I... No.
PAM: I really don't want to talk about it.
That's 'cause of you, Mike.
Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.
rendering him utterly and completely disabled.
Michael? Here's the $15 I owe you.
Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what.
What's your angle?
No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection.
So what do I do?
Good stuff?
Oh, you can stay, too. He's got a big place.
And I'm picking up all of his slack,
Right now, we can offer you a six-percent raise.
At the very least, it's bisexual.
Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today,
Thank God. Yeah.
KAREN: So, do you want to see it or not?
That's ridiculous. I'm never going to...
So, you going to start dating Halpert then?
I wasn't here. So I haven't really heard the whole story.
Oh, yeah, I can totally help you with that.
I saw the perpetrator advance towards the victim at a high rate of speed.
the same way I graduated from Cornell.
I mean, I wasn't going to do anything, but then...
Win, win, win.
So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit.
(CLEARING THROAT)
It was insane.
That's a hero.
You're gonna play it like this?
Fourteen.
First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation.
I got a cousin who lives down there.
Wow.
and not the nunchakus or the throwing stars.
And then your assistant is all young and hot and I...
and go into their normal jobs,
Wait a minute, you broke up our wedding for the guy.
I don't remember.
Not anymore. It's completely over now.
No.
What? I talked to corporate
No, it's...
He's coming in later to pick it up.
so I think I should be compensated fairly by getting a raise.
How will we get home?
Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...
Okay? And we're shipping more now than we ever have.