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Okay, Darryl, ask me for a raise.
Number 14, declining to speak first.
Goodness.
Oh, my God. That's a woman's suit.
Hey, I'd rather kill myself.
No, Toby is terrible.
tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?
"yesh..."
I'm scheduled to get one in six months,
Near the river.
You got to get out there and earn son!
Then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter...
And we're gonna go to dinner. Okay.
Well, don't talk to me about calling...
I'm going to smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go.
But you just said 15.
and I just don't think corporate's
No.
I can't... What, Mike? Are you...
I wore women's clothes.
It was a little glass display case for his bobblehead.
from the Scranton Police Department
Didn't think you'd notice.
I was lucky Dwight was there.
No tricks, no Wikipedia.
...because of our relationship. Michael!
I haven't been to New York in a long time.
Okay, you know what, I...
But if he did intend that...
Then I want you to slide it back across the desk to me.
You make a very compelling argument.
Thank you. Yeah.
I think that maybe you should...
I've been a loyal employee for a long time.
"I am declining to speak first"
Bye.
Okay. Did you see that?
it will be a groundbreaking defense when it inevitably goes to trial
so you know you are getting the best possible information.
Yes, yeah. Absolutely. Have a seat.
What, you're not even going to try to go out with him?
You know, not like, "I'm going to hurt you."