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buy you a beer or lunch or something.
Go ahead, ask me for a raise.
Really?
Declining to speak first
"Dwight K. Schrute."
I mean, we merged these two branches, right?
KELLY: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?
I heard some shouting, and I look over and Roy's by reception,
than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.
Okay. Bring it home now.
I just need you to ask for it so I can record that you asked for it.
fun.
I am making it happen, Sergeant.
Sure. Great.
Citizens do not accept thanks for being citizens
I mean, what I was thinking, right?
You're going to suck it up. Here we go.
Roy goes down and Dwight's standing there like an action hero.
That's what I want. I can't give you that.
I'm sure you guys will find your way back to one another someday.
You would have left me to fend for myself.
Yesh
I accidentally cross-dressed.
they put you in charge.
When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon,
Thank you, Hunter.
(MUMBLES)
And listen, because of our, you know, situation,
And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way
It sucked.
By leaning back and by whispering,
Negotiations are all about controlling things,
Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour.
(MICHAEL READING)
so I think you should just bring Toby.
That sounds
Would you stop it, please?
Please. They hand these out to little kids.
That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Get your own raise.
Okay, it seems here that you ordered 12,000 reams of paper.