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Do you still wanna?
we're in love.
while sipping little cups of mayonnaise
"the happiness, the sadness,
"We stand witness today
Uh, it's not gambling if you absolutely know you're going to win.
somewhere off the coast of Atlantic City.
You were just staring at my shirt boobs.
Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party.
Oh, my God, we're getting married.
Ready, break.
with a huge crowd full of huge Midwestern people
- No, I mean do you want to play craps. - Oh, yeah, definitely.
About the marriage laws of the state where I work in a wedding chapel?
Here?
So, captain, can you take us out to international waters and marry us?
"sharing your lives,
Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period,
No, Marshall, we are gonna get married today.
so we're getting closer.
leaving Uncle Marshall with the unfortunate task
- Absolutely. - Really?!
Oh, but when we tell the story, can you leave out the part where I hesitate?
Vultures.
What do you want to hear?
A little.
Ted, for the rest of our lives,
Yeah, serious is probably good.
Thirty-five.
So this is it, right? The last 20 minutes of your single life.
I think I can win us that money.
now that we're here...