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Stuff it down with brown.
I said I guess I'm gonna have to cut...
You missed it, asshole.
Phone's for you. Line two.
I mean, this is my life now.
Huh?
Maybe I misjudged you.
Tom, let's discuss this.
I mean, yeah, we don't care what you're doing with the money.
We will not let you down,
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I'm a person. A person, by the way, who has a job now.
Well, now it's $2.50, Crick, so you want the job or not?
- Ugh. Come on. Hey. - Well, Cricket,
Hey, has anyone claimed your organs?
Paychecks come at the end of the month. Who you talking to, huh?
- He's just gonna burn you again. - All right.
I'm Cricket, uh, Matthew.
And I'm about to poke you full of holes.
I didn't wet the bed till I was in high school.
Oh. My bad.
Carl Lewis couldn't catch him!
- When did I ever burn Dad? - You stole his identity.
Oh. Yeah.
He's the one who stinks, by the way.
I'm not getting any younger.