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then you have sex with Ben,
because that's what it says on all three tests,
I'll look forward to it.
Mom, no, he's not.
Seriously, that man is a nut.
She's a goddess.
Those epaulets?
No, no, I'm OK. Really.
I feel like my...
She's right. I'm calling my doctor.
We're gonna go to the game, stop by and rent a video,
She's smart, she's nice. She might be desperate enough to go out with you.
and you are the most beautiful girl in the world, and
No, thank you.
to lead us into situations that would lead us straight into hell
Must be serious. She's sitting down.
I've always wanted to play an instrument. Those uniforms are insane.
I thought you were trying to get me to come around to not having sex
Will you excuse me, just for a sec?
Hey, save that talk for your office.
Where's your girlfriend?
It's not like everyone doesn't have one.
You don't have to go.
So where's your boyfriend?
Yes.
I hear the first report up in history is on the...
My dad waited till he was out of medical school, and my mom waited with him.
You have to talk to them alone about something?
Be cool?
Anybody who's in the band can go to... band camp.
and know we are grateful for each other.
with as many women as you can is not gonna make you feel any better,
Amy, you're not.
First-year band students... beginners'band...
How often does that happen?
- It was nothing. - OK, by "nothing," you mean what?
The new counselor?
We go down this road every week,
No one said they'll definitely come, but I think they will.