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What did l... hello, boy.
- Listen, Mr. David... - Look at the way you fold that up.
Don't even waste your time talking to this man.
How was everything?
Ah.
Hopefully we won't have to keep going through the same thing.
I need my base.
Put a little concierge desk over there.
Totally embraced me. Completely.
- Did you meet Sheriff, my dog? - No, I didn't.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
did you light up like that?
Well, because women have broken up with me many times,
Really? First of all,
before you can leave a party.
What's with the snub?
Sorry.
that a black man wearing a bow-tie is a Muslim?
Please please, think about it.
If you were here, I would have given you first dibs.
So that would sort of be the best choice. It's really good.
I don't know what's going on.
I have to be honest with you.
So I lean in, and he whispers in my ear.
- I'll take a dessert on the house. - Okay.
Wh-wh-what?
What? You're kidding!
- No no no no. - No, I wasn't sincere.
we don't like to be referred to as "normal," okay?
Look, Mr. David,
Don't underestimate bingo.
- What do you think of that? - You're gonna wear a bow-tie?
Bathroom key.
- Thanks so much! - You're welcome.
- Pretty good. - Great.
She'll be here.
- One of y'all wanna grab Cujo? - Um...
- in the whole place! - Just go!
you pricks!
It's Jodi, okay?
- What do you want? - Get me the chicken.