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I need to use the bathroom.
All right, is it my imagination?
Well, you know, the fact that she's been with women before you.
y'all stay here and pet your crazy-ass racist dog,
were making too much noise at the next table, that's all.
It's all right, though. I don't think you should
She's dating a guy. I think it's serious.
- She's happy, we're happy, you know? - Fantastic.
Well, then you wait!
Uh, I'll have the portobello, yeah.
What?
- And I said hi, I said hello. - Yeah, yeah.
You'll have a great time.
Well, I'll tell you something, that I think he's a Muslim.
That's a perfect name for a racist dog.
Oh, guess what.
Oh, look!
Maybe he said, "You're a doctor." I don't know.
- I'm here with my dad. - Oh yeah?
'Cause that's kind of what happened at the party.
"Oh, it's over?"
- It's not even the cleanliness. - Okay, just go.
Hello, Mr. David.
Rosie O'Donnell's gonna be there.
- I would. - I can't promise anything.
- I don't have any idea. - I'd like to think I do.
But what... I wonder what turned it around.
It seems to me you're using the wrong toilet.
I'm going to the bathroom.
That's fantastic!
That's like from the '80s. Who doesn't know that?
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
about you in the L.A. Magazine.
Marty Funkhouser's 25th anniversary party.
No! Not at all! No, of course not.
- Fantastic. - All right.