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So what about the Funkhouser party?
So you think he's a Muslim?
Do black men who aren't Muslims ever wear bow-ties?
- Yeah. - Did I light up?
I love dogs. I have a couple of my own.
- Hey! Shit! - Oh my God!
all the bow-ties or something?
What, did l...
And then, what did I say? I said,
You have a racist dog!
- Yeah. - Where are you going?
- eh, forget it. - No no no, what did you think?
- I'll see you in a few hours. - Huh? Few hours?
What? I don't know why...
Oh, all right, fine, okay.
Really? Why?
I'm not keeping it down. I'm sorry,
to a movie or something.
We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago,
- Pretty good. - Yes it is indeed.
what I do is I service the community.
I just got a little excited, but not...
you want me to find out if you're adopted or not.
This is Jodi's new boyfriend. This is Larry David.
be helping my community.
and I couldn't hear the waiter because some of your brothers
- Yes we are. We're very forgiving. - Really? Huh.
- Where are you from?" and all that. - That's it?
Exactly. The dog is racist.
What did you say to Dan?
- You used to be such a liberal guy. - I'm liberal.
back up into this fucking hotel
- I'll call you. - Aw, shut up.
Has it barked at any white people?
- Hi Jodi. How are you doing? - Hi.
Just, uh, you have to wait overnight for the...
like this. He can't talk.
Look at my license plate!
No no, all that happened was I was trying to order
You know, what happened that day was
So the community has completely embraced you.