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"It must be hard, as a guy, to follow..."
You stay, Sheriff.
Okay.
- So good to see you! - Great to see you.
I'm sorry. He's very friendly.
It's a smart look.
Let me talk to some of my community leaders
Explaining why you need to go home… to shit
- Don't forget to take the dog out. - Hello.
- Yes. - May I borrow the key?
It's just for a few months until the renovation's done. You know.
- because, you know, we really... - Intimidated?
- Give me a fucking break, asshole. - Stupid ass.
- That's what everybody... - You're a gentile.
Oh, your stutter's gone, jackass!
- in my stall again! All right? - Fine, okay.
I don't know. See how friendly he is?
I, well...
What did you do?
- He said that? - I think he said that.
The men's room key from the private investigator's office.
a skirt steak...
Oh my God. Good going.
I don't subscribe to the wait-for-dessert rule
I am.
You are a Muslim!
- Salad? - Yeah, well the portobello
Iove the bow-tie.
- She wanted a dog. - You have to walk it and everything?
we need to keep it down for Tucker Carlson over here.
Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much?
All right, I'll see you in about 10-15 minutes.
- Rosie's coming. - Rosie O'Donnell?
- Ready? This way. - Hi, two. Yeah.
- Hey, Sue. - What?