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Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.
We don't pay you to go hide in your office. Get out there on the floor.
I should get going.
- J.D., are you there? - You should come.
College was weird. I was worried about being liked,
I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl.
- She didn't like him? - No. She loved him.
I've seen smokers live to be 100
You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.
- Give me the details on Kylie. - Dude, it was so naughty.
If people aren't getting to know you, they're missing out.
Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo, I've called us together for one reason.
Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry.
I was just friends once with a Vietnamese girl.
- OK, what's bothering me... - Hey, hey! There he is!
how are we gonna raise our children?
Let's keep moving.
- I have a surprise for you tonight. - God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.
Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.
At a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
You're pressing the wrong button.
So did Dr Cox pay up?
They have a great song called Perfect Breasts.
We broke up at her sorority formal.
I'm sorry.