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I am very confident that we can
- Oh, that-- that's a nice store. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, no! - What is that?
in my room, which was 1003.
You need rotation, you need tempo,
It's gonna create a diversion, everybody's gonna come over and try and help,
- Would you like that? - Don't be stupid.
But a hatchet will shatter the entire jar.
-As a term of endearment? -Yeah.
- ( overlapping voices ) - Oh, okay, all right.
You just gotta hit it up.
He tried to open the pickles, so he took the jar from him,
- let me tell you something. - This kid's a pitcher?
- Larry: Hi. - Hi.
just like I did!
- Fishnets, out of here. - Out.
He can't make it come out.
- ( knocking continues ) - I'll answer the door.
Okay, uh, Chick Gandil, that's your name.
- Straight-A student, okay? - Mm.
Oh, Larry David is not cool enough for Mary Steenburgen?
That's a game! Mr. Consul!
Let's get off that.
Look at me.
Oh, you wanna set up a video call?
- ( door bursts open ) - Fatwa! Fatwa!
Yeah, Larry, that's Swat, your knew security.
- Okay. Well, hey... - Yeah.
I didn't say that, but there's something in there.
They're down the hall in the linen closet.
...you know, if he's gonna go out with her,
- You ever see that movie? - Yeah, I've seen "Forrest Gump."
Oh, yes. They're wonderful.
Absolutely, we will send that right up.
I know, but you don't have to show everybody.
Yes.
- I asked him to use the tongs. - I know you did, Claudia.
- What? What is this? - It's a list.
I got you. I fucking got you, Lar, all right?
You're not able to afford it now,
Sure, maybe I can make a little more effort to seek them out,
- Okay? - What do you mean it's irrelevant?
Well, look at you.
Lovely compliment. Thank you very much.
Fine, and if you do, I will call the police, Mr. Buck Dancer.
- I can't believe it. - Hey, it's Larry David.
- I don't doubt it. - I mean, the best feature about them
- Mm. - Not really her type.