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Go home, Ted.
I got some vegetables. I got carrots. I got beets.
Don't you get Ionely?
Damn it, Victoria. Where are you?
Anyway, now he has his girlfriend in Germany
but I don't think she is.
I just thought that guy you were on the phone with...
I'm not afraid of you! You're embarrassing your...
Yeah.
Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me.
See?
(EXHALES)
"Ted, whatever you do,
Okay, sure, I'll come over, we'll
Yes, I'm...
Wine not. Wow, that's the stupidest thing I ever said.
Pick up! Pick up!
Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
- Right. - Okay, okay. You want a second opinion?
- That is a lie. - It is not a lie.
How much does Korean Elvis rock?
the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian embassy,
She likes me?
and I was gonna make some juice. And I was like,
Length of an average pee? No.
You're smiling.