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Well, like, there was the guy who was like,
but I figured I'd go back to my date
Do you want to come over to my place and maybe have a drink?
It's always weird
Only child.
Are you on the app?
No one else has ever been offended by it.
- Whoa. - I mean, he was hot.
But I did, uh, date this white guy once,
Oh, I get that.
- Mm-hmm. - Mm, okay.
Can we not talk about this, please?
All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine.
Oh.
Boom.
I've been told my writing style has a masculine energy to it,
And then he drew two big old titties.
but are you Dev from Clash of the Cupcakes?
when you see friends on these things,
I was filming a airline safety video.
But, like, where's the line, right?
"potential for romance and/or magic."
Well...
Also has a metal arm? Real name Bucky Barnes?
I love their chicken ramen.
Then Samoa Joe reversed into his submission finisher,
How'd you meet Rod?
I am so sorry. Was that long?
and my date was like, "Uh, what's up?"
That's amazing. I really like cupcakes.
I can't go to ramen restaurants, have people start recognizing me.
So the original Chateau Marmutt is in LA,
- It's not happening. - I'm so sorry.
- Christine. - Hey, good to meet you.
But I guess not.
Phew. Cheers.
as he liked to call himself,
Um, what's up with the jar?
Is horrible service the thing here?
I'm sorry. Can you be quiet? I'm trying to Snap this.
Okay, so I know your job. Siblings, tell me.
Still kind of a lot, though.