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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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It's the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...rarely ever thinking of myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's a lot of money...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...the sum of $5000 to get the apartment upstairs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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My idea of the perfect living room...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Well, there's a little bit of a problem.

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So you see? It's all part of a divine plan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- But I need the home-bed advantage. - Of course. We all do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...is making a lot of noise at 3:00 in the morning?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those close to me.